What do fruit punch and a punch to the face have in common?

Both can knock you out at a party.

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Knock Jokes More Knock Jokes

Who knock knock joke Knock knock Who is it?

Doctor.** Doctor who **YES**

How do you sink a Swedish submarine?

Knock on the hatch.

Face Jokes More Face Jokes

What if they found the face of Jesus in a piece of toast but it was *actually* Jesus?

This is my body, I'm nice with jam."

How do you get a clown off a swing?

hit him in the face with an Axe

Party Jokes More Party Jokes

Why couldn't Miley Cyrus go to the party?

She had to go t'work instead.

What is the difference between a GOOD and a BAD girl?

What is the difference between a GOOD and a BAD girl? A GOOD girl goes to a party, goes home then goes to bed. A BAD girl goes to a party, goes to bed then goes home.

Punch Jokes More Punch Jokes

What's the difference between a Mexican and a computer?

You only have to punch the information into a computer once.

What happens when a guy with no legs dies?

He punches the bucket