What do fruit punch and a punch to the face have in common?

Both can knock you out at a party.

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Knock Jokes More Knock Jokes

Why Can't America tell knock knock jokes?

Cause' freedom RINGS!

What's the difference between a man's balls and Jehovah's Witnesses?

There's none. They both knock on the door, but never goes in!

Face Jokes More Face Jokes

What did Serena say to Venus before they faced off in the US Open?

In tennis, love means nothing.

What's thr difference between the chinese and racism?

Racism has many faces.

Party Jokes More Party Jokes

What's the best kind of vegetable to bring to a party?

A turn up

How do you spot a vegan at a party?

Don't worry, they'll let you know.

Punch Jokes More Punch Jokes

What do you call it when a horse punches you really hard?

A neigh-maker

What does Jim Jones and Saitama have in common?

They both take out everyone with just one punch.