What do you call a party thrown by a Terrorist at a bar on a hot day in Hawaii?

A-lou-AK-bar.

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Why did the man throw his watch out the window?

He wanted to see time fly!

Why did the tennis player get thrown out of his workshop?

He was making a racket.

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What kinda vegetables like to party?

Lettuce turnip da beet!

How do astronauts plan a party?

They planet. (Plan-et)

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What do you call a terrorist in the North Pole?

An ISISicle!

Where do terrorists go to have a drink?

Allahuak Bar

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What did the scientist say at the bar?

I'd like some H20 please.

What's the difference between Russian football fans and an old drunkard in a bar at closing time?

Kicking the old drunkard out won't start world war III.

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What do you call a party thrown by a Terrorist at a bar on a hot day in Hawaii?

A-lou-AK-bar.

How do you say hi to a Muslim in Hawaii?

Aloha Akbar.

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What do you call a party thrown by a Terrorist at a bar on a hot day in Hawaii?

A-lou-AK-bar.

What do you call a hot day in Canada?

A Nova Scorcha!