What do you call a party thrown by a Terrorist at a bar on a hot day in Hawaii?

A-lou-AK-bar.

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How many babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know... I broke the lightbulb after I threw the first one.

How did they light their cigarettes?

One man threw a cigarette overboard and the boat became a cigarette lighter.

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Soviet Reunion Terrible and painful, I know.

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Where the funnel be!

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The terrorist needs a trigger to blow things up.

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Mossack Fonseca.

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Under a bar of soap.

A termite walks into a bar and says...

'Where is the bar tended?'

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A trans pacific partner ship.

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Moo moos

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How is a thief like a thermometer on a hot day?

A: They are both up to something.

What do you call a party thrown by a Terrorist at a bar on a hot day in Hawaii?

A-lou-AK-bar.