Why didn't the sun go to college?

It already had 10 thousand degrees.

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Sun Jokes More Sun Jokes

What do you call an orang-utan which has been in the sun for too long?

An OranguTAN!

What do you call a bike in NYC that has been standing out in the sun for hours?

Tire-less

College Jokes More College Jokes

What does the chicken do to get through college?

She strips.

What is something all Hispanic people write in college?

An ese.