Why didn't the sun go to college?

It already had 10 thousand degrees.

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What gets less rain than the Sahara Desert?

The sun!

Why are girls so hot?

because they lay out in the sun so much lol :P

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What did the Buffalo say to his son when he went off to college?

By son.

Why did the women's studies major go to college?

To study a broad