What's worse than your doctor telling you that you have gonorrhea?

Getting the news from your dentist

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Why are elephants grey ?

So you can tell them from flamingos !

What did the necrophile say when his girlfriend told him to be more romantic?

You're dead to me."

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

What did the doctor say to the cancer patient?

You have tumor months to live.

How high is it Doctor?

she wanted to know. 'One hundred and three' said the doctor. 'What is the world record '

Gonorrhea Jokes More Gonorrhea Jokes

What is the worst thing about Gonorrhea ?

the taste!

What do you call someone with herpes, AIDS, syphilis and gonorrhea?

An incurable romantic.

News Jokes More News Jokes

Where does a redditor get most of his news from?

The Hydraulic Press

Whats the difference between news of the US elections and Madeleine McCann?

News of the elections is getting old.

Dentist Jokes More Dentist Jokes

Why did the donut go to the dentist?

To get a filling!

What do you get if you cross Socrates with a dentist?

A flossopher!