What's worse than your doctor telling you that you have gonorrhea?

Getting the news from your dentist

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How can you tell if a farmer is a good farmer?

He's out standing in his field

What's the difference between Cheryl Crawford and dead embryos?

Dead embryos don't tell on their mothers ...

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

Why did the broken window not go to the doctor?

He had no more pane

What did the doctor say to the speeding commuter?

Thank you for your patients.

Gonorrhea Jokes More Gonorrhea Jokes

What do you call it when your diarrhea finally goes away?

Gonorrhea.

What do you call someone with herpes, AIDS, syphilis and gonorrhea?

An incurable romantic.

News Jokes More News Jokes

What do Tim Cook and the iPhone 6 Plus have in common?

They both made the news for not being straight.

Where is 5?

Student : Yesterday I heard in the news that 5 died in a car accident. DIE

Dentist Jokes More Dentist Jokes

How many dentists does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to administer the anaesthetic one to extract the light bulb and one to offer the socket some vile pink mouthwash.

Whats a dentists favorite time of day?

The time of day he get into his BMW to go home from the dentists office after touching mouths all day