What do you call a bike in NYC that has been standing out in the sun for hours?

Tire-less

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Nyc Jokes More Nyc Jokes

What do you call a bike in NYC that has been standing out in the sun for hours?

Tire-less

What is a NYC nanosecond?

If you are stuck at a red light, its the time that it takes for the occupant of the car behind you to honk his horn when the light turns green.

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What does a clever sentry on guard duty say when he wakes up to see his commanding officer standing over him?

Amen

What's the easiest way to tell if somebody's lying?

He/she's not sitting or standing!

Sun Jokes More Sun Jokes

How long does it take light to travel from the sun to the earth?

Not nearly as long as it would take to travel around your mom.

Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!

Hour Jokes More Hour Jokes

What's the difference between a Surrey girl and a washing machine?

When you drop a load in a washing machine it doesn't text you every hour for a week.

What do you call a bike in NYC that has been standing out in the sun for hours?

Tire-less

Bike Jokes More Bike Jokes

Why did the black boy fall off his bike?

He didn't. He fell off your bike.

Why would you throw a rock at a Mexican man riding a bike?

Because it's probably your bike. Why would you throw a rock at a black man riding a bike? Because it's probably your black man.