What do you call a bike in NYC that has been standing out in the sun for hours?

Tire-less

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What do you call a bike in NYC that has been standing out in the sun for hours?

Tire-less

What is a NYC nanosecond?

If you are stuck at a red light, its the time that it takes for the occupant of the car behind you to honk his horn when the light turns green.

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What does idk stand for?

Literally everyone I ask doesn't know.

What do you call a robotic lizard that can't stand up?

Ereptile dysfunction.

Sun Jokes More Sun Jokes

Why was the Sun mad at all the clouds?

Because they kept throwin shade

How many times can look at the sun with a telescope?

You can do this twice. One time with you right eye and one with your left!

Hour Jokes More Hour Jokes

What is a dog who crosses the street twice in an hour?

A double crosser.

What to do if you run over a black man in the rain?

Well, you have an hour before the rain dries...

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How do you call a car enthusiast who's interested in bikes?

Bike-curious

Whats the similarities between black people and bikes?

Both cant work without chains.