Tire-less
If you are stuck at a red light, its the time that it takes for the occupant of the car behind you to honk his horn when the light turns green.
Stand back, I don't know how big this thing is gonna get!"
A DINE-O-SAUR. I think my brother is a future stand-up comic.
Well Red.
Eclipse it.
When you drop a load in a washing machine it doesn't text you every hour for a week.
In my excitement, I asked my girlfriend "How's your daddy " instead of "Who's your daddy " and now five hours later we're still talking about his diabetes...
It was too tired.
You'd look pretty funny riding a cow...but you'd look much worst milking a bike
