What did the apple tell the annoying orange?

Citrus down.

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What does Walter White say when he tells a knock-knock joke?

I am the one who Knock-knocks.

Why don't eggs tell jokes?

Because they would crack each other up.

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Why are Apple products popular with hipsters?

Steve Jobs went underground.

What's worst than biting into an apple and finding a worm?

Biting into an apple and finding half a worm!

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What did the Annoying Orange say on Fox News?

We're going to build a wall"

What did the apple tell the annoying orange?

Citrus down.