What did the apple tell the annoying orange?

Citrus down.

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How can you tell if a girl is ticklish?

Give her a couple of test tickles...

Why shouldn't you tell a pirate your secrets?

They ain't private ears. (I don't care if a six year old came to this first thirty years ago, it just came to me.)

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What is Apple users favorite movie?

No Escape

What has everyone been doing at Apple since the problems with the iPhone 6 started?

Looking for Jobs.

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What did the Annoying Orange say on Fox News?

We're going to build a wall"

What did the apple tell the annoying orange?

Citrus down.