What did the apple tell the annoying orange?

Citrus down.

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How can you tell if you are looking at a police glow worm ?

it has a blue light !

Why did Tigger stick his head in the toilet?

He was looking for Pooh. - *My little brother told me this one hit me with a little bit of nostalgia.*

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What is the difference between an apple and an orange?

None, the two are not a snake

Why is an apple a Dalek's favourite fruit?

Because it keeps the Doctor away!

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What did the apple tell the annoying orange?

Citrus down.

What did the Annoying Orange say on Fox News?

We're going to build a wall"