What did the apple tell the annoying orange?

Citrus down.

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When a coworker tells everyone he proposed, I'm the guy that asks, "So, what did she say?

I'm funny that way.

How can you tell an engineer is an extrovert?

He looks at your shoes when he talks to you.

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Why are Apple products popular with hipsters?

Steve Jobs went underground.

What did the apple say to the apple pie?

You've got some crust."

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What did the apple tell the annoying orange?

Citrus down.

What did the Annoying Orange say on Fox News?

We're going to build a wall"