Why didn't the USSR get anything done?

They were Stalin

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How can you tell Russians are bad at driving stick?

cause their cars are always Stalin

Why does the communist party hate planes?

Because they're always Stalin

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What did Gorbachev say when the USSR collapsed?

So ve it."

How'd the date go?

Not good. Too many red flags. *Flashback to her house being covered with USSR flags* I think she might be a communist.