They keep Lenin to the left, and Stalin.
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They were afraid of Stalin'
HAmAr + SiCl
Because it was Stalin! (Sorry. Communist jokes aren't funny unless every gets them.)
Because Russia was Stalin
He was always Stalin in his manual!
Spent too much time figuring out the Engels, so he didnt get the Marx.... thats what he gets for Stalin
Paints the town red
Because they were Russian... Why was WWII so long? They were Stalin...
Because there's no Stalin.
He was Stalin.
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Russia kept Stalin it
Because he was staling a country that was rushing..(Russia) This joke was bad. Im going to bed now.
A veloci-rapper. What about Stalin? A Tyrant-a-saurus rex.
Because they're always Stalin
They were always either Russian or Stalin.
Too much Stalin'. Yeah it's bad but it made me giggle when I thought of it... :P
Because they are always stalin.
Cause their airplanes kept STALIN!! (Ill see myself out...)
A communist party
Their rocket kept Stalin!
Cuz they got tired of Stalin.
Because they're always Stalin. Thank you, good night.
cause their cars are always Stalin
The planes kept Stalin.
He was rushin'
I think they're just Stalin. If they are, soviet, as long as they're Putin their weapons away.
Because he was always Stalin..
The US couldn't stop Stalin.
Because they're always Stalin.
They were just Stalin for time.
Because Joseph was Stalin.
They kept Stalin.
They were Stalin
I better stop Stalin for time and Putin a little more effort.
They're way too into Stalin
Because they are always Stalin!
They kept Stalin around.
It had a 5 year plan
They really hate Stalin
Cuz they were stalin'!
The execution.
It was stalin
He was just stalin for time
Drive a bus through a pride parade
Semi-retired.
God: Uh huge grin cos I'm banging his wife raises hand up top
A: Rename the mail folder to "instruction manuals"
I thought they only drive automatic
Test tickles
Blow up the finish line. (I figured 2 years was long enough)
Because they take away your house, your car, your furniture and everything you have.
An autobiography.
It seems like they started going pretty fast, then just...stopped.
They're taking away functions, and there's no escape.
In Soviet Russia, consciousness regulates the cerebral cortex.
Because they don't understand CAPitalism
Gingerbread. Edit: This is more of an out-loud joke. So, maybe it'll help if it read: "Ginger-bred" instead.
None. They just compliment it and get mad when it won't screw. Edit: a word
