What did Gorbachev say when the USSR collapsed?

So ve it."

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What did the engineer say to the bridge after it had collapsed?

I trussed you.

What would George Washington do if he was alive today?

Probably get suffocated in his collapsed coffin

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Why didn't the USSR get anything done?

They were Stalin

How'd the date go?

Not good. Too many red flags. *Flashback to her house being covered with USSR flags* I think she might be a communist.