What did Gorbachev say when the USSR collapsed?

So ve it."

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What did the Mexican say when his house collapsed on him?

Hey, get off me homes !

What do you get if you cross a spider and an elephant ?

I'm not sure but if you see one walking across the ceiling then run before it collapses !

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Why didn't the USSR get anything done?

They were Stalin

Who's there ! Bjork ! Bjork who ?

Bjork in the USSR !