Why does the communist party hate planes?

Because they're always Stalin

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What do you think about the Russian military intervention in Krimea?

I think they're just Stalin. If they are, soviet, as long as they're Putin their weapons away.

Why was Joseph late to the meeting?

He was Stalin.

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How many German does it take to take down a plane?

One. Because he's very efficient and silent while doing it.

What did the south tower say to the north?

BRB man, I've got to catch a plane. Im soz.

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What do you call it when Lenin, Trotsky, and Stalin get together for a drink?

A communist party

Why does the communist party hate planes?

Because they're always Stalin