Why does the communist party hate planes?

Because they're always Stalin

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Why are Russians such bad pilots?

Because they're always Stalin. Thank you, good night.

Why can you never trust a car made in the Soviet Union?

They keep Lenin to the left, and Stalin.

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What do you call a white man flying a plane?

Clive, usually.

Why does the Pope kiss the ground when he gets off his plane?

You would too if you had to fly Alitalia.

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What do you call it when Lenin, Trotsky, and Stalin get together for a drink?

A communist party

Why does the communist party hate planes?

Because they're always Stalin