Why do aardvarks make undesirable neighbors?

Because they always have their noses in other people's business!

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How do nursing babies blow their noses?

With breast tissue.

Why are MMA fighters told not to blow their nose when in a fight?

Oops, this was supposed to be for . There's no punch line!

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What is uglier than an aardvark?

Two aardvarks!

What does the aardvark call his dog?

Aard-bark!

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Why do aardvarks make undesirable neighbors?

Because they always have their noses in other people's business!

Why aren't dwarves allowed at nudist camps?

They allways stick their nose in other people's business.