What did the pirate's ghost say to his girlfriend?

I love your Boo-ty

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You slow down and use lube ( )

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He has one clean finger.

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Awwwwwwwwwwwwmonds P.S. it's my birthday please love me

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Because the bear had many fine koala-ties!

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Why don't ghosts play sports?

Boo!

What is white, floats, and says "Boo"?

A ghost boat.