What did the pirate's ghost say to his girlfriend?

I love your Boo-ty

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What do you call your girlfriend after a tough workout?

Sorbet

How many girlfriends does it take to change a light bulb?

It has to change for itself.

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What mom loves... Son: Mom, why is my cousin's name rose?

Mom: Well son, your aunt really loves flowers! Son: Mom, what do you love Mom: Richard, stop asking so many questions!

What is the worst joke you have ever Heard?

I'll start it off: Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The Ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.

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Who's there Boo!! Boo who?

Don't cry, it's only a joke

What did the ghosts say to Santa Claus?

MIKE: We'll have a boo Christmas without you.