What did the astronaut say to his girlfriend when he broke up with her?

I need some space.

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What did the spider say when he broke his new web ?

Darn it !

What did the Alaska Native's girlfriend say when she broke up with him?

I'm just not that Inuit."*

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What do they do with rope in space?

Tie Astro-knots.

What do you call an ant in space ?

Cosmonants & Astronants !

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Which astronaut wears the biggest helmet?

The one with the biggest head.

How do you tell an astronaut where they're going?

Straight up.

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What are your intentions with our daughter?

Uh I need someone to sing the girl parts of Grease songs with me

Why do black's have white skin on the bottom of their feet and the palm of their hands?

Everyone needs a little bit of good inside them.

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What's the trick to satisfying your wife or girlfriend with only 3.5 inches?

Visa or Mastercard?

How's the business?

2) Do you have a girlfriend 1) Why are you stealing from our refrigerator