What did the astronaut say to his girlfriend when he broke up with her?

I need some space.

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Break Jokes More Break Jokes

Why did the hipster dislike physics?

Cause the system is broke, yo.

What do you do if you break your arm in two places?

Don't go back to those two places.

Space Jokes More Space Jokes

Why does no one care that space is a vacuum?

Oh it doesn't really matter.

What do you call a migrant in space?

illegal alien

Astronaut Jokes More Astronaut Jokes

What do astronauts wear to bed?

Space Jammies!

Why didn't the astronauts land on the moon?

Because it was full. * (from a taffy taffy wrapper--oh my god what am I doing with my life)

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

What does a gun, a fire extinguisher, and a condom have in common?

Its better to have it and not need it, then to need it and not have it

What do you call an elephant that no one needs?

Irrelephant.

Girlfriend Jokes More Girlfriend Jokes

What does a cannibal do after dumping their girlfriend?

They wipe, flush, and wash their hands

What did Santa say when he saw your mom, sister, and girlfriend all together in the same room?

MERRY CHRISTMAS!