Why do bicycles always fall down if unsupported?

Because they're two-tired.

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Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

What do you call a snobby felon falling down the stairs?

A condescending condescending!

Why doesn't Jesus like M&amp?

Ms? They keep falling through. If that's not offensive enough, replace it with black Jesus and skittles.

Bicycle Jokes More Bicycle Jokes

What's the difference between a well dressed man on a bicycle and a poorly dressed man on a uni cycle?

Attire

What is the hardest thing about learning to ride a bicycle?

The road.