What does Eckhart Tolle get for Christmas?

Presence

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What do you call a man who claps at Christmas ?

Santapplause !

What did the little girl's parents want for Christmas?

A better son.

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How many Chuck Norris' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, no light bulb dare go out in the presence of Chuck Norris.

What did the Buddhist get for Christmas?

Presence.