What does Eckhart Tolle get for Christmas?

Presence

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What did the girl with no arms get for Christmas?

We don't know she hasn't opened her presents yet.

Why does Jay Z love Christmas?

Because he's the best wrapper alive.

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How did Darth Vadar know what Luke got him for Christmas?

He felt his presence

How did Darth Vader know what Luke was getting for Christmas?

Q: How did Darth Vader know what Luke was getting for Christmas A: He could feel his presence!