What is the hardest thing about learning to ride a bicycle?

The road.

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Why did the shrimp cross the road?

To get to the other tide.

What's the slowest vehicle on the road?

The short bus.

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What is the hardest thing about learning to ride a bicycle?

The road.

What do you call it when your child teaches you something they are interested in?

A: Learning from your mistakes.

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Where do weirdos ride their bicycles?

Psycho-paths. (as told by one of my coworkers)

What do you call a bicycle made just for grandpas?

A popsicle!

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What's the fastest thing on earth?

An Arab riding a bicycle down Collins Avenue in Miami Beach.

What do you think I should buy, a cow or a bike?

You'd look pretty funny riding a cow...but you'd look much worst milking a bike

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What's the hardest thing about being an audiophile?

Convincing the sound to get into your van.

What is the hardest thing about learning to ride a bicycle?

The road.