What separates animals from humans?

The Mediterranean.

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What do giraffes and humans share the same number of?

Testicles.

What do you call a human that's now a cactus?

A transplant.

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What is something that mother giraffes have but no other animal has?

Baby giraffes.

What separates man from animal?

The Atlantic Ocean.

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Why do you have to separate red shirts when you put them into the laundry?

Because red shirts die easily.

Why should you separate something into 62 parts if you want to make it tiny?

Because sixty-seconds=minute.

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What do Mediterranean volcanoes make for dessert?

bakLAVA

What do you call a Syrian refugee on the Mediterranean?

What do you call a Syrian refugee on the Mediterranean? Bob What does a Syrian refugee call their pet? Dinner What's grosser than gross? Two Syrian refugees fighting over a tampon.