Why do bikes have kick-stands?

A: Because they're two-tired.

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What's the difference between a bicycle and a black man?

A bike doesn't start singing when you put chains on it.

How many ADHD children does it take to change a lightbulb?

Lets go ride our bikes

Kick Stand Jokes More Kick Stand Jokes

Why can't a bicycle stand with out a kick stand?

It's just two-tired.

Why do bikes have kick-stands?

A: Because they're two-tired.