What's the difference between a bicycle and a black man?

A bike doesn't start singing when you put chains on it.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a man biking to a job interview and a clown on a unicycle?

Attire.

What's the difference between Bill Cosby and a Rap artist?

art

Start Jokes More Start Jokes

Why did Billy Joel get acquitted?

Because he didn't start the fire.

What do you call a reptile who anyways starts fights?

An Insti-Gator

Black Man Jokes More Black Man Jokes

What do you call a black man in a ghetto walking around with a boombox on his shoulders?

A stereotype

How do we know Adam &amp Eve weren't black?

You ever tried taking a rib from a black man

Bike Jokes More Bike Jokes

What's the difference between my bike and your mom?

Your dad doesn't watch when I ride my bike.

Why shouldn't you run over a mexican kid on a bike?

Because it might be your bike.

Chain Jokes More Chain Jokes

What is the difference between a tire and a black man?

The tire doesn't start singing when you chain it.

What's the difference between a bicycle and a black man?

A bike doesn't start singing when you put chains on it.

Singe Jokes More Singe Jokes

What happens when you put a soul-singing duck in a microwave?

It's Bill Withers.

What do you call a group of singing people floating around in the ocean?

An acappellago

Bicycle Jokes More Bicycle Jokes

What's the difference between a well dressed man on a bicycle, and a poorly dressed man on a tricycle?

A tire!

Why can't an elephant ride a bicycle?

Because he doesn't have a thumb to ring the bell.