What's the difference between a bicycle and a black man?

A bike doesn't start singing when you put chains on it.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Leonardo Dicaprio and Sesame Street?

Sesame Street has an Oscar.

What's the difference between Jared from Subway's gut and his junk?

He prefers his gut when it's down 45 pounds, and his junk when it's up 45 pounds.

Start Jokes More Start Jokes

How do you know a neighborhood is too ghetto to film in?

If most people leave before shooting starts.

What is skeleton?

Interviewer:what is skeleton? Sardar:Sir, skeleton is a person who started dieting but forgot to stop it..!!!

Black Man Jokes More Black Man Jokes

How do we know that Adam wasn't a black man?

Have you ever tried taking a rib from a black man!! !

What is a nickname for any black man?

Tripod, because they have an extra leg..

Bike Jokes More Bike Jokes

What do you get when you cross Pizza with a Bike?

A Piecycle.

Why didn't the girl ride her bike to go water the neighborhood flower bed like usual?

Because the pedals fell off.

Chain Jokes More Chain Jokes

What would a pig name a chain of food stores?

Stop "N Slop Markets"

What do you call 10'000 lawyers chained together at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start!

Singe Jokes More Singe Jokes

What did Shawn like most about his trip to Paris?

He said it was lovely to hear the French pheasants singing the Mayonnaise."

Why is Beyonce always singing about going "To the left"?

Because women have no rights.

Bicycle Jokes More Bicycle Jokes

What does a tweaker and a Jehovah's Witness have in common?

Both ride bicycles and are on a mission.

What is the difference between a poorly dressed man on a bicycle and a handsomely dressed man on a unicycle?

Attire