What's the difference between a bicycle and a black man?

A bike doesn't start singing when you put chains on it.

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What's the difference between a Pokeman and a Pokewoman?

Pokeballs

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Whitney Houston?

Oc The rock Neil was on made him famous, the rock she was on made her dead.

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When I'm with a handsome man I get all nervous & involuntarily start speaking French ME leans across Oh really?

DATE: Yes

Why are black men afraid of chainsaw's?

When you start them, they made the sound "runnnniganiganiganiga" Sorry for the racism, but had to share this.

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What's faster than a black man running with a tv?

His cousin with the DVD player

What is the difference between a tire and a black man?

The tire doesn't start singing when you chain it.

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What is the similarity between a black man and a bike?

They both only work with a chain on.

What's the difference between my bike and your mom?

Your dad doesn't watch when I ride my bike.

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What do you call a thousand lawyers, chained to the bottom of the ocean?

A start.

What do you call 10'000 lawyers chained together at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start!

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What do you call a chain of singing islands?

An acapellago.

What's the difference between a black man and a bike?

The bike doesn't start singing when you put a chain on it.

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Why can't the bicycle stand on its own?

Because it's two-tired

Why was the bicycle lying on the side of the road?

It was two tired.