Why didn't Pinocchio make it thru puberty?

He caught on fire.

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What did the man say when he couldn't get the gun to fire?

Looks like I'm gonna have to read the trouble shooting section of the manual."

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory?

For throwing out all the w's.

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How is prison like quidditch?

The game ends when they catch the snitch

What bait do you use to catch a space fish?

A worm hole

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When did Pinocchio learn he was made of wood?

when his hand caught fire!!

What did Cinderella say when she sat on Pinocchio's face?

Tell me a lie. Tell me the truth. Tell me a lie. Tell me the truth. Tell me a lie...

Puberty Jokes More Puberty Jokes

How did a mom figure out her daughter had hit puberty?

She kept wetting the bed.

What happened when the 26th letter of the alphabet hit puberty?

She got a Zebra.