Why didn't Pinocchio make it thru puberty?

He caught on fire.

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What did the witch say when her position was terminated?

You can't fire me! I snappopcrackleaaaaaargh!!!!

Why does the speech impaired baker say he got fired?

He took one too many whisks.

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Why was the tired criminal delighted when he was caught by the police?

Because he needed *arrest*!!!

What do you call two Mormons caught in the rain?

Washing your whites on a rinsed cycle.

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When did Pinocchio learn he was made of wood?

when his hand caught fire!!

What do Justin Bieber and Pinocchio have in common?

Both want to be real boys

Puberty Jokes More Puberty Jokes

How did a mom figure out her daughter had hit puberty?

She kept wetting the bed.

What happened when the 26th letter of the alphabet hit puberty?

She got a Zebra.