Why do burgers laugh when you surround them with pickles?

Who knows - maybe they're picklish!

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How many moths does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just two, but how they get in there.. I don't know. (Stolen from an old Maxim in my dad's storage)

What did Han Solo say when Leia asked for help with a crossword clue?

I don't know

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What is one of the funniest simple joke you have ever heard?

Literally... made you die laughing e.g. Why did the monkey fall of the tree bc it died e.g. How do you keep an idiot in suspense

Why didn't DiCaprio laugh at Oscar joke?

Because he didn't get it.

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What do burgers think when they are surrounded by gherkins?

They think they are in a pickle.

What did the gladiator say when he was surrounded by nearly 100 men?

IC

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Where does a burger feel at home?

On the range!

How do fast food restaurants make so much money?

OC "They flip burgers for profit!" Just thought of this at a baseball game today, kinda quirky and simple!

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What to hear a joke about dementia?

Pickles

What do burgers think when they are surrounded by gherkins?

They think they are in a pickle.