Pickles
If she's only wearing one sock. (This joke brought to you courtesy the homeless guy outside my local 7-11.) Edit: tweaked the punchline.
Redditors.
The feel the leash go slack! (heard this one while listening to some irish tunes)
Get off me dad you're crushing my smokes! Or "That'll do pig, that'll do." I have heard it both ways.
Because the door was ajar!
A sweet Dill.
To get to the other side.