What do burgers think when they are surrounded by gherkins?

They think they are in a pickle.

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How long has he been having convulsions?

IDK HE'S WHITE, I THOUGHT HE WAS DANCING

Why do you think your report should be on the net?

Because my marks are all 'E's.

Surround Jokes More Surround Jokes

How are cats like empty wine bottles?

I'm probably gonna die surrounded by both.

Why did Holden Caulfield hate his job at Sprint?

He was surrounded by phone-ys!

Burger Jokes More Burger Jokes

Why didn't the American get the burger?

because the heart attack got him first.

Where did the burgers go after their wedding?

On a bun-eymoon!

Pickle Jokes More Pickle Jokes

What do you get when you cross a pickle with a deer?

A dill doe.

What do you get when you mix a pickle and a deer?

A dilldoe