What do burgers think when they are surrounded by gherkins?

They think they are in a pickle.

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Think Jokes More Think Jokes

Why did the pirate go to Ireland?

he thought he was going to Arrrland.

Why couldn't the lizard be aroused?

He had a reptile dysfunction (I just made that up but I'm sure it's been thought of)

Surround Jokes More Surround Jokes

What do you call a black guy surrounded by 1000 white people?

Mr.President

Why do burgers laugh when you surround them with pickles?

Who knows - maybe they're picklish!

Burger Jokes More Burger Jokes

How does the enthusiastic chef serve his burgers?

With relish

What can you say about Ham Burger and Chief Justice Warren Burger?

Ham Burger is 'well done' and Chief Justice Warren Burger has 'done well'!

Pickle Jokes More Pickle Jokes

What do you get when you cross a pickle with a deer?

A dill doe.

Why couldn't the pickle leave the bar?

Because the door was ajar!