Why do chicken coops have only 2 doors?

If they had 4, it would be a chicken sedan!

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Why does a chicken coop only have 2 doors?

If it had 4 it would be a chicken sedan

Why is does a chicken coop have 2 doors?

Because if it had 4 doors it'd be called a chicken sedan. (better if saying it out loud because of the spelling of coop/coupe) -