Why do chicken coops have only 2 doors?

If they had 4, it would be a chicken sedan!

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What's the difference between falling 2 ft and 200 ft?

200 ft: Aaaaaaaaa, bump 2 ft: Bump, aaaaaaaaa (Yes, it's an old, really old joke. Surprisingly haven't seen it here, yet.)

What has 4 legs and a trunk?

The 2 nigerians that stole my trunk

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Why do chicken coups have two doors?

Because if they had 4 doors they'd be a chicken sedan.

How can we get you to walk out of here with 4 tires?

Sir, you are wildly overestimating my strength."

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Why does a chicken coop only have 2 doors?

If it had 4 it would be a chicken sedan

Why do chicken coops have 2 doors?

Because if they had 4 doors they would be called chicken sedans!