What does a Catholic priest and a silver medalist have in common?

They both came in a little behind.

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What does one call an undertaker that's been drafted into the Military?

A Corpseman. Painfully obvious, yet a terrible play on the English language, I know. It was something I came up with a few years ago, for some unknown reason.

Why did the cookie get fired from his job?

He came to work baked.

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How many Catholic priests does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, because little boys don't fit in a lightbulb.

What's the difference between a pimple and a Catholic Priest?

A pimple waits until you're 13-years-old before coming on your face.

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What do you call a Mexican fighting a Catholic priest?

Alien vs. Predator

Why shouldn't we talk about Catholic Priests?

It's a touchy subject.

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What do a silver medalist and a child molester have in common?

They both came in a little behind

What does a Catholic priest and a silver medalist have in common?

They both came in a little behind.