What does a Catholic priest and a silver medalist have in common?

They both came in a little behind.

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When the choir boys have diarrhea.

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PayPal

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They both give kids a little head.

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What do a silver medalist and a child molester have in common?

They both came in a little behind

What does a Catholic priest and a silver medalist have in common?

They both came in a little behind.