Why do cow wear bells?

Why do cow wear bells .......???? Because their don't work :D :P

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Work Jokes More Work Jokes

What is the similarity between a black man and a bike?

They both only work with a chain on.

Where do Chinese people find work?

On ChinkedIn of course. (I know the pun is racist but I had to share. Sorry.)

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

What do Chinos say when you take them off?

This was incredibly clever when I first thought of it but then I did some research...the closest they get to being Italian is that George Clooney was a "pioneer" for them: Reading that makes me never want to wear them again.

Why do Russians always wear track suits?

Because they are always RUSSIAN to places. thanks

Bell Jokes More Bell Jokes

How do you make a trombone sound like a french horn?

A: Stick your hand in the bell and play lots of wrong notes.

What did the bell say when it fell in the water?

I'm wringing wet.