What do you get when you cross Godzilla, saved by the bell, and crystal meth?

Go go power rangers!

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Why are churches never broke?

Because Jesus saves.

Whoa. There are books on TAPE?

Now I can stop reading while I drive. This is gonna save so many lives.

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Why does the chicken cross the road?

To get to the other side!

Why did little Jimmy cross the road?

Because he wanted a good view of the front of a moving Porsche. RIP lil' Jimmy

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What do you call one-tenth of a bell?

A Decibell.

What do you get when you cross a bell with a bee?

A humdinger.

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What did the power ranger-turned-addict say?

It's morphine time!

What does a power ranger say before they do drugs?

It's morphine time!

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What do you find between Godzilla's toes?

Slow runners.

What is Godzilla's favorite fruit?

Squash.