What do you get when you cross Godzilla, saved by the bell, and crystal meth?

Go go power rangers!

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Why do gangsters save so much money on clothes?

Cause all their pants are half-off

What song do turkeys sing on Thanksgiving Day?

God save the kin Happy Thanksgiving!

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General Lee speaking.

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Hello from the other side...

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What did one bell say to the other?

Be my valenchime!"

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A church bell peals from the steeple.

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It's morphine time!

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It's morphine time!

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What do Godzilla and shrimp have in common?

They both crustaceans

How did Godzilla escape the trains?

He threw them off their tracks.