Why do engineers work out a lot?

They're obsessed with rigid bodies!

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What does a lawyer wear to work?

A law-suit

What do you do when your lawnmower stops working?

Deport him

Engineer Jokes More Engineer Jokes

What do you call an engineer who looks at other people's shoes when walking?

Extroverted

How many engineers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to screw in the bulb and another to talk about how complicated it was.

Obsess Jokes More Obsess Jokes

What do you call someone who is obsessed with Joan of Arc?

A heroine addict.

Why are Twilight fans obsessed with it?

Because they need a fandom that won't make them feel like trash.