What do burnt pizza, frozen beer and a pregnant chick have in common?

Some douchebag forgot to pull it out in time.

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What do you call someone who promises change but ends up burning millions of undesirables?

Sean Murray and PS4 users

What did God say when he made the first black person?

Damn, I burnt one...

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What time of day was Adam born?

Just a little before Eve

How is it when my son has homework,I have to be involved?

Dude,I already did my time.

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What do a burnt pizza and a baby have in common?

Some idiot pulled it out to late

How do you tell the difference between an X and Y chromosome?

You pull down its genes.

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Who?

Knock Knock Who's there? 9/11 9/11 Who? I thought you said you would never forget!

Why did the leper return to the shower?

He forgot his head and shoulders.

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What do a burnt pizza and a pregnant woman have in common?

The guy didn't pull it out fast enough!

What does a burnt pizza and a pregnant girl have in common?

Someone that didn't take it out in time.

Frozen Beer Jokes More Frozen Beer Jokes

What's a burnt pizza, frozen beer, & a pregnant girl have in common?

In each scenario, there's a dumb guy who didn't take it out in time.

What do burnt pizza, frozen beer and a pregnant chick have in common?

Some douchebag forgot to pull it out in time.

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What do you call a black woman in space?

An astronaut, you douchebag.

What did the douchebag say to the chemist when he dropped his beaker?

U mad scientist?