What do maimed people drink at 5PM?

An amputea

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What do you call someone who randomly shows up and drinks your alcohol?

Bill Murray.

When drinking liquor while watching baseball, at what point will you be the most drunk?

Bottom of the fifth, of course.

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What do you call a Chinaman that does everything given what other people do?

Bayesian.

Why do people at work always laugh at my jokes?

Because they're paid to.