Where did the apple go when it's parents died?

Answer: To a Bananas foster home.

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Banana Jokes More Banana Jokes

What did one banana say to another banana?

I find you a-peeling

Why are bananas so popular?

Because they have appeal

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How many r/jokes redditors does it take to change a lightbulb?

Answer is 2. One to change the lightbulb while the other screams "REPOST"

How many men does it take to mop the floor?

Answer: None it's a women's job.

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A: A pair of Re-bachs.

What happened when Jesus forgot to look both ways?

He died on the cross!

Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

Why did the apple cross the road?

To get to the other cider.

What's the difference between an apple and a hormone?

You can't hear an apple

Parent Jokes More Parent Jokes

When do rabbits have buck teeth?

When their parents won't get them braces.

Why can Kylie Jenner see right through Caitlin?

She's trans-parent.