Where did the apple go when it's parents died?

Answer: To a Bananas foster home.

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Why did the man fall in love with the banana whilst on a London attraction?

Because it was a-peeling on the Eye.

Who is a Minion's favorite politician?

First ever president of Zimbabwe, President Banana

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How many consultants does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I'm not sure but I'll have an answer for you next Monday.

How does Yo-Yo Ma answer the phone?

Cello?

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Why did Steve Jobs die too soon?

Because an apple a day keeps the doctor away.

Where does every craps player want to go when they die?

Paradise.

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How can you tell if someone uses Apple products?

Just wait and they'll tell you.

What did the apple say to the banana?

Nothing -- apples don't talk!

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What did the dyslexic kid say to his parents at Christmas?

I love Satan

How can you tell the difference between normal and self-raising flour?

One has parents