Where did the apple go when it's parents died?

Answer: To a Bananas foster home.

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Banana Jokes More Banana Jokes

What did the banana say to the apple?

Nothing. Fruits can't talk. Idiot.

Why don't bananas snore?

Because they don't want to wake up the rest of the bunch.

Answer Jokes More Answer Jokes

Why can't you ever answer any of my questions?

Pupil: Well if I could there wouldn't be much point in me being here!

What's the difference between dating a redhead and putting your hand in a blender?

Answer: There's always a 50/50 chance the blender isn't on

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

What is WILL.I.AM going to be called after he dies?

WILL.I.WAS

Why do monks wear the same clothes every day?

Because old habits die hard.

Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

What did the apple say to the apple pie?

You've got some crust."

What do Apple and the US economy have in common now?

No Jobs

Parent Jokes More Parent Jokes

What do you call a blonde in the freezer?

Her parents named her Cindy so we should probably continue to call her that. She was supposed to graduate tomorrow.

What do young ghosts call their parents?

Deady and Mummy.