Where did the apple go when it's parents died?

Answer: To a Bananas foster home.

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Why did the banana bruise?

Answer: Because it was given a good fruit punch! zing

Why is a banana the most attractive fruit?

Everyone finds it a-peeling.

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What rings twice and screams once?

Ray Charles answering the iron

How, would you answer this question?

No. -How

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What did they call Jesus after He died on the cross?

Xavier

What did the autobots call Optimus Prime after he died?

Posthumous Prime

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Why did Jon Snow wait in line at the Apple store ?

For the watch .

What do you call a man holding two apples in one hand and three oranges in another?

No chance of blocking an uppercut.

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What position makes the ugliest children?

Ask your parents

How do her parents punish Helen Keller?

By leaving the plunger in the toilet.