Because they're too stupid to learn how to make them.
Just kidding, just wanted to rile a few people up. But if you want to have a punchline contest, feel free.
A spear has a point!
so he could flip the bird
The alphabat.
Black people took to the streets. White people took it to Reddit and complained about how nobody is doing anything about it.
Two. 1 to screw it in, and 1 to complain that it's not dark enough.
First person shooter.
An ex-boxer.
