What is the first thing that vampires learn at school?

The alphabat.

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Whats the last thing Tickle Me Elmo receives before he leaves the factory?

Two test tickles.

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics?

Not being retarded

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What do Mexicans write in school?

Essays.

What did the angry inflatable teacher say to the irresponsible inflatable child in the inflatable school?

Not only have you let me down, you've let yourself down, and you've let the whole school down!

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What's accounting?

Something Italians learn in preschool.

What did the Japanese General say to his kamikaze trainee?

Despite what everyone tells you, you'll never learn from your mistakes.

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What do you say to a vampire when he graduates from college?

Coagulations!

Why is Hollywood full of vampires?

They need someone to play the bit parts.