Why did the worm want to learn kung-fu?

so he could flip the bird

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Why did the opera singer go sailing?

They wanted to hit the high Cs.

What does cows say when they want someone to move?

Muuuuuuuuuuuuhve...........

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Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple ?

Because everyone had to go on in pairs !

What did one maggot say to the other who was stuck in an apple?

Worm your way out of that one then!

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What do birds say on Halloween?

Trick-or-tweet!"

What birds are found in Portugal ?

Portu-geese !

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What's the difference between E.T and illegal immigrants?

E.T actually learned English and wanted to go home.

Why is Russian the most dangerous language to learn?

Because it's Russki.

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Why did the worm want to learn kung-fu?

so he could flip the bird

What did the memory say to the processor?

If you apply a voltage to me, I'm going to flip a bit!

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Why did the worm want to learn kung-fu?

so he could flip the bird

What's the difference between Kung-Fu and Judo?

One is the ancient art of self defense. The other is what you make bagels out of.