Why did the worm want to learn kung-fu?

so he could flip the bird

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How many livers do people have?

I want to make sure I have a backup before I put this thing on Ebay.

What did Moses say when he wanted to see through his door?

Let my peephole grow!

Worm Jokes More Worm Jokes

Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple ?

Because everyone had to go on in pairs !

Why did the fish jump out of the water?

Because he was hooked on worms.

Bird Jokes More Bird Jokes

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a bird?

A: A gulp. It's like a swallow, only bigger.

What did one bird say to the other bird?

toucan play at this game.

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What did Amelia Earhart learn?

Triplane fuel can't melt sea beams.

How is learning to ride a bicycle and 9/11 alike?

Because you never forget!

Flip Jokes More Flip Jokes

How mani Iowa citizens does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

4 no 5 no 6 no its really 4 - not sure, better flip a coin to get the right number

What do you get if you flip a Mississippi family's photo album backwards?

An episode of The Biggest Loser

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How many Chinese people does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One, while the rest were kung fu fighting

What's the difference between Kung-Fu and Judo?

One is the ancient art of self defense. The other is what you make bagels out of.