What do you call a guy that used to fight in the ring, but quit it all for video games?

An ex-boxer.

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Why does Bob Ross not use a condom?

Because he doesn't make mistakes, only happy little accidents.

What is easier to load your van with bowling balls or screaming baby's?

Baby's because you can use a pitchfork

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What did they say about the guy who woke up and jerked off on his alarm clock every day?

He always came on time.

What can guys call it?

How about bleeding white

Fight Jokes More Fight Jokes

Who fought in the Civil War?

Millennial student: Captain America and Iron Man. T: ....

What do you call a reptile who anyways starts fights?

An Insti-Gator

Quit Jokes More Quit Jokes

What did the momma hawk say to her chicks?

Quit falcon around or get the flock outta here!

How do you get people to quit smoking?

Cut off their lips

Ex Jokes More Ex Jokes

What do you call your ex-girlfriend from Baltimore?

Old Bae

What do you call some who's too pooped to Pope?

Ex-Benedict

Ring Jokes More Ring Jokes

What kind of ring is the least exciting?

A BOring

What is Saturn's favorite movie?

Lord of the Rings.

Boxer Jokes More Boxer Jokes

Where do boxers punch each other the most?

In the ring.

Why Does the Pope wear Boxers?

He doesn't want to look down on the unemployed.

Video Game Jokes More Video Game Jokes

What do you call a video game that gives cancer?

Tombr Aider

Why is Whitney Houston good at video games?

One of her strong suits is HAAND EEEEEEEYYYEEEE coordination.