What do you call a guy that used to fight in the ring, but quit it all for video games?

An ex-boxer.

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Why do you like little kids...?

They have to use TWO hands.

What type of pen does Lance Armstrong use?

Uniball.

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What is the difference between christianity and national socialism?

In christianity, one guy died for all the others.

What would you guys like to ask an American?

Nevermind they'll just tell you anyway

Fight Jokes More Fight Jokes

What did Ronda Rousey's face look like after her fight with Holly Holm?

It was all broused up!

What do you get when an epileptic person fights an iceberg with a sword?

Seizure Salad

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Why did the pig quit running the the marathon?

He had a problem with his hamstring.

Why did the man quit his job at the helium gas factory?

He didn't like being spoken to in that voice

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How to break up with someone- You: Your ex is attractive. Partner: which one?

You: MEEEEE BYEEEEEEEE

What should you do if you see your ex-husband rolling around in pain on the ground?

Shoot him again.

Ring Jokes More Ring Jokes

Why did Pavlov ring a bell every time a breeze entered his room?

Air Conditioning

What has a ring but no fingers?

The former owner of a Note 7

Boxer Jokes More Boxer Jokes

What do you call a boxer with an upset stomach?

Gaseous Clay

Why couldn't JFK be a boxer?

He couldn't take shots to the head.

Video Game Jokes More Video Game Jokes

Why does jesus not play video games?

Everytime he dies he has to wait 3 days to respawn

What do you get when American pioneers develop a video game?

They manifest Destiny