What do you call a guy that used to fight in the ring, but quit it all for video games?

An ex-boxer.

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Use Jokes More Use Jokes

Why couldn't the Jedi open the door?

He didn't use enough force...

What do you call the camera used for colonoscopys?

A GoProbe.

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

What did the calculus student who failed his test and the guy who got a speed ticket have in common?

They didn't know their limits

What did the guy say when he found out that his wife's breast s had implants?

THOSE ARE SILLY CONES"

Fight Jokes More Fight Jokes

Who fought in the Civil War?

Millennial student: Captain America and Iron Man. T: ....

What do you call a Mexican fighting a priest?

Alien vs. Predator

Quit Jokes More Quit Jokes

Why did the programmer quit his job?

Because he didn't get arrays.

How do you get a Canadian to quit smoking cigarets?

You ask him politely.

Ex Jokes More Ex Jokes

What do you call it when an ex pees on you?

EX-STREAM!

What did Arnold Schwarzenegger do after he retired?

He became an ex-terminator!

Ring Jokes More Ring Jokes

Why did the Hobbit put his phone on silent?

Because he was bored of the rings!

How have you done that?

I don't know how but every time I run through that maze and ring the bell he gives me a piece of cheese.

Boxer Jokes More Boxer Jokes

Why didn't the boxer cross the road?

He didn't want to be part of a bad punch line.

What do you call a boxer with an upset stomach?

Gaseous Clay

Video Game Jokes More Video Game Jokes

Why is Santa Claus so jolly?

He knows where all the naughty girls live. I actually heard this in the video game LA Noire. Thought it was pretty funny so I bust it out every Christmas.

What store does Governor Ratcliffe go to buy his video games?

IT'S BABBAGES, BABBAGES