Why do fluorescent lights hum?

Because they don't know the words.

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Why is it so hard to get to know Guantanamo Bay detainees?

Because they're too cagey.

What's the difference between an original joke and a repost?

I don't know, I just click "submit"

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What are the four words that you least want to hear, after having blown Willie Nelson?

I'm not Willie Nelson."

What's the good word?

Legs. Spread the word.

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Ever wondered why bees hum?

It's because they don't know the words.

Why do power lines hum?

Because they don't know the words.