What are the four words that you least want to hear, after having blown Willie Nelson?

I'm not Willie Nelson."

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What did the police officer want from the criminal store?

Just ice.

What does Saddam want for Thanksgiving ?

A: Turkey.

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Where did Santa meet his wife?

Conjunction junction, they specialize in hooking up words, phrases, and Clauses

What's another word for "thesaurus"?

Steven Wright joke, iirc.

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What has 99 legs and one tooth?

The front row at a Willie Nelson concert.

What has 100 legs and sixteen teeth?

The front row of a Willie Nelson concert.