Ever wondered why bees hum?

It's because they don't know the words.

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How do you know a woman is wearing tights?

Her knees swell up when she farts.

How are you feeling Grandpa?

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What language do bees speak?

The beesnese

What kind of bees hum and drop things ?

A fumble bee !

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What do you get when you mix an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic?

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Why do hummingbirds hum?

They don't know the words.

Why do bees hum?

Because they can't remember the lyrics