Ever wondered why bees hum?

It's because they don't know the words.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Why do power lines hum?

Because they don't know the words.

How do you know?

My phone is turned off.

Word Jokes More Word Jokes

Why do you keep changing a word into something that makes no sense ?

You are the banner of my existence.

What's the word for interested in something, but not enough to look it up on Wikipedia?

That.

Bee Jokes More Bee Jokes

What did the man say to the bee who wanted to learn the alphabet?

Nothing lmao bees cant learn.

What buzzes is black and yellow and goes along the bottom of the sea ?

A bee in a submarine !

Wonder Jokes More Wonder Jokes

What do you call a dyslexic insomniac philosopher?

A person who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog.

What's the most scandalous of the wonders of the ancient world?

The Colossus of Scrotes.

Hum Jokes More Hum Jokes

Why do hummingbirds hum?

They don't know the words.

Why do guitar amps hum?

Because they don't know the words.