Why do girls have legs?

ever seen the trail a slug leaves?

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

How did the blonde break her leg playing hockey with the Toronto Maple Leafs?

A: She fell out of the tree.

What do you call a guard with a hundred legs?

A sentrypede.

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

What were you before you came to school boys and girls?

asked the teacher hoping that someone would say "babies." She was disappointed when all the children cried out "Happy!"

What do you call a girl who expects a guy to do everything for her, make all the first moves, and text her first every day?

SINGLE

Trail Jokes More Trail Jokes

What do you call it when you keep wiping but brown still shows?

The Trail of Smears

What do you call a thief that leaves a trail?

A crummy thief!