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Annette.
When you put your hand down her pants you think you're feeding a horse.
Tacos. Overheard an old man telling another guy how he lost his farm in Mexico , and how the smell reminded him of tacos.
He sat in his own pew.
irony irne/ noun a state of affairs or an event that seems deliberately contrary to what one expects and is often amusing as a result.
I don't expect you to understand son, you are just a Cub"
I swear to god the next time I see this happen, I'll roll down my window and throw my beer at them.
Him: *texts* Horrible...I was tossing and turn- Me: *crawls out from under his bed* I KNOW, YOU POOR THING.
A Ferris wheel.
