What do you call a girl who expects a guy to do everything for her, make all the first moves, and text her first every day?

SINGLE

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Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

What happened to the girl who put too many deviating data into her box plot?

In the end her spread was so large she had to present it without any whiskers.

What do you call a girl from Alabama who's faster than her brothers?

A virgin

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

What happens when a guy with no legs dies?

He punches the bucket

Who's the nicest player in the NFL?

Drew Brees. The guy's a saint.

Expect Jokes More Expect Jokes

What does it mean when a doctor has both hands on your shoulders?

The Prostate exam isn't going he way you expected

What did you expect for $10?

Lobsters "

Text Jokes More Text Jokes

Why didn't you text me?

I'll never call you back. Like, ever. You'd have better luck with a telegram.

When people on Facebook say they lost their phone and need everyone's numbers again, I text them: "Guess who?

for 2 weeks.

Move Jokes More Move Jokes

What has one wheel, spins, but never moves?

A Ferris wheel.

What goes up and down but never moves?

The stairs.