What do you call a girl who expects a guy to do everything for her, make all the first moves, and text her first every day?

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What do you call it when a girl named "Sandy" Punches someone?

Sandy hook.

How far have you gone with a girl?

I went to Canada with my mum once"

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What did the guy without hands get for christmas?

We don't know, he hasn't opened the present yet

What can guys call it?

How about bleeding white

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What is the best definition of irony?

irony irne/ noun a state of affairs or an event that seems deliberately contrary to what one expects and is often amusing as a result.

What's a black person of the United States called?

A frickin' American. What'd you expect, something racist

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What's the difference between a Surrey girl and a washing machine?

When you drop a load in a washing machine it doesn't text you every hour for a week.

Why didn't you text me?

I'll never call you back. Like, ever. You'd have better luck with a telegram.

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What's grey and moves at a hundred miles an hour ?

A jet propelled elephant !

What has one wheel, spins, but never moves?

A Ferris wheel.