How did the blonde break her leg playing hockey with the Toronto Maple Leafs?

A: She fell out of the tree.

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs playing in a pile of leaves?

Rustle

What's got four legs and one arm?

An attack dog in a preschool.

Break Jokes More Break Jokes

Which global disasters happen when you drop a roast turkey?

The downfall of Turkey, the break-up of China, and the overthrow of Greece.

What do you call a Mexican with a broken-down car?

Joaquin.

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

Why do scuba divers fall backwards off the boat?

Because if they fell forward, they would land in the boat!

What is grey, very big and when it falls out of a tree the stove breaks?

The stove.

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

What game do old black people play?

Blingo!

Why shouldn't you play American football with feminists?

Because they'll constantly shift the goal posts.

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What do you call a guy in a suit sitting in a tree?

Branch Manager

What's the name of the tree that gives mexicans?

The scaffolding

Hockey Jokes More Hockey Jokes

Why is Jesus terrible at hockey?

He keeps getting pinned to the boards.

Why is Jesus bad at hockey?

He always gets nailed to the boards.