How did the blonde break her leg playing hockey with the Toronto Maple Leafs?

A: She fell out of the tree.

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

Why do legs have to be at least 25 inches long?

They're over two feet

What do you call an Asian woman with a leg shorter than the other?

Irene

Break Jokes More Break Jokes

Why is there so much tension in Iraq?

They Haven't Broke the Isis yet.

What happens to a frog's car when it breaks down?

It gets toad away

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

Why is it called an "almond" in the tree but an "amond" when it falls to the ground?

When it falls to the ground, it knocks the 'ell out of it.

Why did the bicycle fall over??

Because it was two tired...

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

Why don't they let gansters play Quidditch?

Cause gangsters always catch the snitch!

Why can't Santa play in the NBA?

He has a no-trade Claus

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What's the exchange rate for pigs and trees?

A porcupine.

Why did the gorilla fall out of the tree ?

A: Because it was dead.

Hockey Jokes More Hockey Jokes

Why is Jesus so bad at hockey?

Because he keeps getting nailed to the boards!

Why aren't Hindu and Chinese people allowed to play hockey?

A: Because everytime they go into the corner they open up a convienent store.