Why do girls who use Tumblr work so many odd jobs?

Because they literally can't even.

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How many Tumblr women does it take to change a light bulb?

I WILL NOT BE A VICTIM!

Why did the Tumblr user get cut up on Halloween?

She identified as pump-kin.

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What does cats and festival attendees have in common?

They both love using the toilet right after it's been cleaned.

How many dank memes does it take to change a lightbulb?

Doesn't matter, just use the jet fuel instead.

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What do girls and snowflakes have in common?

They can't drive cars.

How do you find a girl with no legs?

Follow the slime trail.