What did the tiger say to the detective?

I'm not lion. Ill be here all week...

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Detective Jokes More Detective Jokes

Why was the detective excited when he found a thimble sized crown?

He was looking for Finger Prince. (Say it out loud if you don't get it.)

How did the detective solve his cold-case?

He put it in a conviction-oven.

Week Jokes More Week Jokes

What's the difference between your mom and a washing machine?

If I dump a load in a washing machine it doesn't follow me around for the next few weeks.

What's the difference between a washing machine and your mom?

The last time I dumped a load into the washing machine, she didn't follow me around for a week!

Ill Jokes More Ill Jokes

Which Norse God consistently uses VPNs?

Ill give you a hint, he remains very low-key.

How does the Easter Bunny keep his ears standing straight up?

He uses Hare Spray... (Ill see myself out)

Tiger Jokes More Tiger Jokes

Why do tigers have stripes?

They don't want to be spotted.

What did the tiger say to the detective?

I'm not lion. Ill be here all week...