What did the tiger say to the detective?

I'm not lion. Ill be here all week...

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Detective Jokes More Detective Jokes

Why was the detective excited when he found a thimble sized crown?

He was looking for Finger Prince. (Say it out loud if you don't get it.)

What do you call a reptile that works as a detective?

An investigator.

Week Jokes More Week Jokes

Why repent?

I pented just last week.

Why do you smell like weed?

Me: How do you know what weed smells like ! Busted, mister! You're grounded for a week. Dad: Okaayy :(

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Which Norse God consistently uses VPNs?

Ill give you a hint, he remains very low-key.

What did the tiger say to the detective?

I'm not lion. Ill be here all week...

Tiger Jokes More Tiger Jokes

What do you get when you cross a tiger and a chicken?

Just the tiger

How are tigers like sergeants in the army ?

They both wear stripes !