Why do Italian men grow mustaches?

To try to look like their mothers.

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How many tries does it take to get to the front page?

A LOT.

Why couldn't the retarded man talk normally?

He was trying to hold the door

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Why do Italian men have mustaches?

They want to look like their mothers.

Why did the lady at the bar slap the man next to her for stroking his mustache?

Because in between stroking it, he said "hello, let me clear you off a place to sit."