Why couldn't the retarded man talk normally?

He was trying to hold the door

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

What does a suburban neighbourhood do if there's a blackout?

They lock their doors and windows.

Why does Ed Miliband like advent calendars?

Because it's his only chance to open the door to Number 10!

Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

Why did Sepp Blatter resign from the FIFA president position?

He just couldn't hold it any longer.

How many Meth-Heads does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three, One to hold the lightbulb and Two to smoke till the room spins!

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How many telemarkers does it take to change a light bulb?

3. One to change the bulb and two to talk about how beautiful the turns were.

What about yours?

Me:I wouldn't know... I don't talk to him about you...

Try Jokes More Try Jokes

Why did the cop pull over the U-Haul truck?

He was trying to bust a move

What did the kid with no arms get for Christmas?

I dont know, hes still trying to kick it open.