G- Pretty well, Do you want me to walk you back? B- walk me back? G- to the friendzone you just tried to escape.
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Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes.
Harambe tried to save the kids.
I'm lactose intolerant.
It is when the blind try to read your face
Here, try this, Israeli refreshing!"
He was trying to save Krypton
He wanted to be with his family.
They are both trying to find their X and they don't know Y.
Every time you try to take inventory, you fall asleep.
Have you tried turning it off and back on?
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Because he was trying to detonate a Samsung Note 7.
Cincinnati Zoo keeps trying to shoot them down.
He burned his lips on the exhaust pipe.
Everytime he tried, he was told that she was young and that they tried not to sectionalise her.
He's trying to watch his sodium intake.
What did one ovary say to the other one? "Did you order any furniture?" "No. Why?" asked the other. "Cause there's two nuts out there trying to deliver an organ."
He was trying to find Winnie the Pooh.
Because he was just tired of being an escape goat.
Because they're trying asbestos they can.
Try to find the fresh prints
He was trying to hold the door
Hodor! Hodor!"
Are you surebert?
It was worth a shot.
Son, if at first you don't succeed, Try Hard. If that doesn't work, Try Hard 2. If that still doesn't work, Try Hard with a Vengeance. Remember, you can't pick between the choice to Live Free or Try Hard. They go together. Everyday's A Good Day to Try Hard."
I'm sorry, but the video you filmed is imaginary. Please rotate your phone 90 degrees and try again.
As careful as she tried to be, she could never have seen him coming
We don't know, they've never tried it.
Good Vibrations
An elaborate fantasy in which she is in prison and tries to escape by chewing through the bars of her cell.
He looked a little blue
Dance moves.
He heard it had de y flavor.
He wrote "1 + 0 = 0" and then spent the rest of the lesson trying to rub one out...
She broke it trying to read the road signs.
Because they always try to maximize the degrees of freedom.
Because he was trying to make both ends meet.
With a luigi board. Made this joke up about 10 years ago while trying to think of terrible laffy taffy jokes.
He grabs a pencil and tries to work it out
They are just trying to raise a family in peace.
Nurse: Doctor, the patient's life support is acting strange. . . Doctor: Have you tried turning it off and on again?
You shall not gas!"
He kept trying to tune her G string.
Ever tried swatting a fly with a TV?
Nah Imma stay
Because they'd been floored by his punch.
More storage space.
Try to disable sticky keys.
You look at your X and try to find out Y
They are both always trying to get a Pikachu.
If they were called womanholes, guys would keep trying to get in.
You cant-elope!
By trying to jump rope.
He was charged with battery.
Nobody knows because they've never tried
Watch the Parking son."
He was trying to get her pedicure.
It'll take me about 20 minutes to get hard, I just got laid by some chick.
Because the priest said "Bear, atone" and the bear thought he said "baritone" as in "play the baritone sax now". The bear immediately started wailing away on the sax, rocking back and forth so hard he knocked over all the prayer candles and almost snapped his own spine. All the priest could do was ask the lord for the strength needed to get this bear into heaven.
Helen Keller's face after she tries to use a fork.
Try some sparkly earrings.
When you drop a load in, it doesn't follow you around for 6 months trying to get spun. 8)
A dislocated hipster.
Have you ever tried pulling apart a grilled cheese?!
Don't touch my marbles.
It isn't known, never tried.
He had no arms. Sorry that joke was stupid, let me try again. Knock Knock "Whose there?" Not Billy
It was an udder catastrophe.
Because the minister wouldn't marry the two, since a melon can't elope!
They were trying to keep their german market.
Trying to read the road signs!!!
GET OFF MY LAN!
She went to the battered women's shelter
It's not my fault I'm blind.
You made the chain too long in the kitchen.
Resisting a rest.
Boo bae! (Read aloud please)
He kept trying the doctors patients(patience)
Time to try the udder one."
Seriously guys, I've been trying for months so if anyone have any useful tips it would be much appreciated.
Nana boo boo
KUSHions please tell me that joke is funny, my girlfriend is trying to tell me that it isn't funny. We all know it is.
Try to get a long well.
Doesn't matter how many femenists try, they can't change anything. Alternatively, they just hold it up and wait for the world to revolve around them.
A LOT.
Uh, like, can you knot?
Because they're delicious. What? You've never tried them? You're missing out.
have you ever tried to peel apart a grilled cheese?
I don't know. They've never tried.
Depends on which method you try....
Because you already know she'll work out.
One, you can turn off without even trying. The other, you spend all day waving a dish cloth at.
Because it was raining cats and dogs. :D
Because she was told it makes you see things!
Stall
One testtickle
Because everytime they try to pronounce "election" everyone starts to giggle
Do you ladies wanna go back to my place and conduct a double slit experiment?"
A change of pace.
He saw the snowblower coming
9/11
One to change the lightbulb and one to drive down to Kent to pick him/her up.
Hola Seniority
No one knows. No one ever watches the choir director.
His son with your DVD player! I mean no racism in this joke*
Son: Dad, is God man or a woman? Dad: His both, son. Son: Dad, is God black or white? Dad: His both, son. Son: Dad, is God good or bad? Dad: His both, son. Son: Dad, is God - Michael Jackson?
Carpool tunnels
Their work usually has them pretty bent out of shape.
One Brazillion.
Relatively few
Goose Rider
A Spaghetto.
They couldn't find three wise men and a virgin.
