Why did the bus stop?

Because it saw the zebra crossing.

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Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

How do you stop a fish from smelling?

Cut its nose off.

How do you stop a metal from rusting?

Use some antioxidants

Bus Jokes More Bus Jokes

Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone?

He got hit by a bus

What does Usain Bolt do when he misses the bus?

He waits at the next station

Zebra Crossing Jokes More Zebra Crossing Jokes

What did the lions say to his cubs when he taught them to hunt ?

Don't go over the road till you see the zebra crossing.'

Why did the bus stop?

Because it saw the zebra crossing.