Why do optometrists enjoy nautical jokes?

They have a good sense of aqueous humor.

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Democracy

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How many optometrists does it take to change a lightbulb?

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A helium polymer. HeHeHeHeHe

Why do optometrists enjoy nautical jokes?

They have a good sense of aqueous humor.