Why do optometrists enjoy nautical jokes?

They have a good sense of aqueous humor.

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Why didn't the pirate chessplayer enjoy his crackers?

Because they were stale, matey!

Why did the knife quit?

It couldn't CUT IT! woohoo! I made this one up while sitting at a buffet table. Enjoy! Skip

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How many optometrists does it take to change a light bulb?

1 or 2? 1... or 2?

How does an optometrist make love?

Better like this ... or better like this

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Why do optometrists enjoy nautical jokes?

They have a good sense of aqueous humor.

What molecule has the best sense of humor?

A helium polymer. HeHeHeHeHe