Why did the knife quit?

It couldn't CUT IT! woohoo! I made this one up while sitting at a buffet table. Enjoy! Skip

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Why did Microsoft skip Windows 9 and go straight to 10?

Because seven "ate" nine.

How do you tell a bad joke from a good joke?

You skip the punchline.

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What do a chick and KFC have in common?

Once you're done enjoying the legs, thighs and breasts your left with a greasy box to stick your bone in.

What do you call a Messiah that enjoys pain?

A masochrist.

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What's up ?

Boy: If I tell you, will you sit on it

What do you call a girl who's sitting in the middle of a tennis court?

Annette.

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What does a retired Olympic sprinter have in common with Bernie Sanders?

He quit running.

Why did the Native American quit his desk job at the Marriot?

He didn't like dealing with reservations.

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How do you separate two blind people fighting?

You just simply shout: "I'm supporting the one with the knife!"

What's with the knives?

Wait, stop. Please stop!" - pumpkin

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What does a Mexican cut a pizza with?

Little ceasars!!! (Scissors)

Why do countries "cut ties" when things get tense ?

So weird having men walk around in suits and half ties.