Why did the knife quit?

It couldn't CUT IT! woohoo! I made this one up while sitting at a buffet table. Enjoy! Skip

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What kind of disease did the guy get when he skipped the condom and plowed a girl with down's syndrome?

Slow clap

Why did Microsoft skip a number when naming their new operating system?

Because 7 ate 9.

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What do call someone who takes care of reindeer and really enjoys it?

A Jolly Rancher.

When do hamburgers most enjoy watching TV?

During PRIME time!

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What shakes and sits at the bottom of the ocean?

A nervous wreck.

What's up ?

Boy: If I tell you, will you sit on it

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What do you call a guy that used to fight in the ring, but quit it all for video games?

An ex-boxer.

Why did the bacteriologist quit her job?

She hated being microbe-managed.

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How many Gordon Ramseys does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, he lets the knives do the work

Why did the two knives go to the dance together?

Because they both looked sharp!

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What do you call the science of knives?

Cutting edge technology.

Why didn't the shepard cut off his sheep's wool?

Shear laziness.