Why didn't the pirate chessplayer enjoy his crackers?

Because they were stale, matey!

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Why didn't the pirate chessplayer enjoy his crackers?

Because they were stale, matey!

Why did God make farts smell?

So that deaf people could enjoy them too.

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What did the cookie say to the cracker?

You feeling salty bro

What do you get when you place a Russian leader on a cracker?

Putin on the Ritz.